Mooshing

Our ( Guido and I ) new SONG mooshing is by our instantly formulated band, also called mooshing

we might even make an album, but we are not discouraged by the fact that neither of us can sing / play the guitar, because we're both willing to attempt to play or sing and SONGWRITE

... however good the results are

anyone who knows guido or me will know that we are DEADLY serious (why did i put that in CAPITAL LETTERS? Ooh the humanity)

Hmmmm... not much actual progress

or work either, oh well, we haven't actually got a name for the song yet, so we might as well call it that

Mooshing is finished!

For that is the name of our song.

I like to moosh you in my sleep

Mooshing induces deranged bleeding

So shut your ears to stop your liver hem'ridging

My favourite colour is flourescent beige

It's also the colour of the potato page

A hagiography 's a list of saints

Its made this website forty percent more quaint

Diablo2 's a mighty fine game

It's hack 'n' slash madness that lives up to it's name

You'll play it 'til your fingers bleed

You'll have worn down stumps like you've got leprosy

I've got a third ear grafted onto my knee

It doesn't help me to hear, but It helps me wee

I'm a psychophantic goat

Go on our forum or I'll rip out you throat

Haikous have a rhyming scheme

I'm critically obese

I'm not a coprophiliac I just smell like poo

I'm only marginally insane

It looks like the walls are melting again

I'm clinically dead or so they say

Our merchandise is on it's way

Laughing cows and singning sheep

They won't make your whole day

But they'll maaake your hoooooole weeeeeeeeaaaak

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNI... ah, hello there. You may be interedted to know that me and guido are working on a new song - it has no name as yet

The lyrics are as follows :

I am a bog hag

Should be a marsh hag

Watch my skin peel

And anal leekage

I am a peanut

I have a spoon

Used for lobotomy

And anal leakage

I am butter

Make buildings out of me

And I cause

plentiful anal leakage

I am a floating brain

Place me in your head

Ill take your CNS

And start anal leakage

I am a bastard sword

Laugh at my name

But not as funny

as anal leakage

I am a dismembered limb

I am very useful

I induce frenzied lard sculpteeouar

And anal leakage

Im an astral construct

I stop anal leakage

Oops too early so

Anal leakage

I am a war fan

Do not ingest me

I will cause haemorrhaging

And anal leakage

I am intestines

Do not remove me

I will cause bleeding

And anal leakage

I am Roberts dog

I biting you am now

My bad is grammar

But not anal leakage

I am lack of knowledge

I get experience

What is it ?

Anal leakage

I am anal leakage

I cause discomfort

But mostly anal leakage

(anal leakage, anal leakage)

I am a commie wizard

I suffer from

Chronic skin (yes please)

And anal leakage

I am a sneeze

Now I'm gone

Forever lost

Like anal leakage

I am a verse

Strangely I dont

End in

Anal leakage