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Welcome to this months review of potato's worldwide. Firstly, i can see that the wars in portno and taoto are still continuing, let us pray for all of our own potatos as they go there to preserve peace... Well, of course they'll have guns guido, anyway, we hope that the conflict will end soon, it has become very tragic out there in the trenches. We met one of the potatos from taoto but we didn't understand him, but he seemed to be very traumatised by the war in his homeland. But in Apotao, the dollar has gone down, and the poat has been going steadily up at the rate of 0.002 percent a week!!!!! Also tourism on the south coast is booming, and many people from Taoto and Apoato have been coming to our shores to go swimming. In the areas of science, we potatos are not doing very well. This is probably because we have no brains, but we are not sure right now of the causes. More data coming up soon. Goodbye for now
Well, this month the true question for potatoes has been how we will respond to the threat of destruction made anonymously, we were told that we potatoes had to choose eight of our finest scientists, and send them to meet an alien race, if we potatoes were able to communicate with these aliens, then they would save us, but if we couldn't, then we would all be destroyed. We were not dismayed, even though we had no brains, mouths or legs, but we are sending out the call to potatoes everywhere, on a more positive note, the beauty contest 'Miss potatoe of the world' is being held on the 4th of december, all entries must forward their name address and details to the Apoatan authorities
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